Small Business Affiliates
This page is for other small business owners to introduce themselves and their business. If you have a website, then send me an email with a short blurb about your business. Avon, Pampered Chef, Mary Kay, etc salespeople are welcome too.
I have some rules for some other types of small business owners.
Insurance Agents - you must be an independent agent that sells for multiple companies and you must have knowledge and/or resources for small business liabilty.
Realtors - you must be an independent agent and have knowledge and/or resources for small businesses. Commercial realty information is needed.
Lawyers - you must come to the small business meetups, be willing to dispense free generalized legal advice at said meetups, and bring at least one bottle of moderate quality liquor to said meetup. (Absolut Vodka in any flavor is preferred.) Also be willing to be doused in holy water if the group requires it.
Doctors - have a full prescription pad at the ready with prefilled forms for xanax and/or vallium.
All - bring water balloons filled with holy water if you come to a meetup when we have lawyers on the list. ;-)
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